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Old 10-05-2008, 08:28 PM
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A homeless gay pirate with a shopping cart stole my cans!

So my father in law put 2 bags of pop cans out on my front porch and this homeless gay pirate stole them right off my front porch while we were in eating breakfast this morning. He must be gay beacuse he was wearing tight blue spandex and he was singing down the street. ugh homeless Gay pirates Piss me off!!!!!

THIS IS NO JOKE! IT REALLY HAPPENED.

so now I am out like 3 bucks in cans. I am going to set a trap for this so-called pirate. I will gather some more cans then poop in the bag half filled then put more cans in after the poop. I will show him!
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Old 10-05-2008, 08:52 PM
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Holy Shit!!!! I see this same guy all the time in N.Buffalo near Delaware Park. He will rock the hell out to some 80's dance tracks....
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Old 10-05-2008, 09:33 PM
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sorry.
i was really thirsty and figured i could use those cans for a couple bottles of water.

i leave $3.05 on the porch later
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homeless Gay pirates bent me over!!!!!

THIS IS NO JOKE! IT REALLY HAPPENED.

so now I am out like 3 bucks.
fixed.
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:17 PM
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fixed.
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:28 PM
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fuck! you win Zack.....

I Guess I deserve that for slipping a lil' bit-O-cock in you box.
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:16 PM
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lil'
Keyword here kids. Please take note on how to not post on the internet.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:45 PM
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He was singing because he just robbed you guys blind!

When I lived in the city on Minnesota Ave we would leave the garbage
that wouldn't fit in the car next to it. Well each and everyday
before garbage pickup he would sift thru our garbage for cans and bottles.
Unfortunately he wasn't dressed to the nines like your theaf!
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Old 10-06-2008, 09:56 PM
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In the winter you can pay them in cans to shovel the sidewalk.
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Old 10-06-2008, 11:02 PM
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really?
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