Notes from the road to TN…

unibagel · (#1)

Ok so we left for a weeks long vacation in Pigeon Forge TN at 4am last Monday. At about 9am I stop at McD’s in West Virginia to get my grease on, I am hungry! There is a beat up old “mali-buick” or some such thing American car at the speaker with a rotund woman ordering her food and a dog in the passenger seat. Between the speaker and the rear of the building is a thick bunch of tall ornamental grass, bushes, etc… So we are waiting patiently when all of a sudden the grass starts rustling and out comes an overweight, shirtless man! He is kind of fiddling with his ill fitting baggy shorts (and plumber’s crack) like he was adjusting them or just put them back on or something. I’m just like Damn! What the hell was he doing in the bushes?!? I’m thinking that he was making his own “Number 2 Combo” in there!! My wife them posed a good question, where exactly are you coming from at 9am that you don’t have a shirt and need to take a dump in the bushes at Mc Donald’s? So then, just when you think that it can’t get any better. It turns out that he was with the lady and the dog. So he goes over and has the dog lick his hand clean. YIKES! Needless to say I could not wait to get the hell out of West Virginia!

leftcoaster · (#2)

rabbit16v · (#3)

oh that's nasty

t3h JAM · (#4)

West Virginia is creepy

Rovert · (#5)

i dated a girl whom went to school at WVU.. every weekend i was there at parties and whatnot everyone called me a yankee and asked what the city(nyc) was like.. needless to say, WV resides just south of the mason dixon line so they all roll around with confed flags and shit.. totaly retarded people.

Bracketracer · (#6)

That's excellent.

Oh, and FWIW, my ex-wife used to work in Pigeon Forge back when we lived South of Knoxville. You know...at that big twangy amusement park thingy.

Sk8zero3 · (#7)

I just drove down to virginia beach over the weekend, I know what you are talking about, I feared for my girlfriends car. They can't drive for shit down there...

DBR007 · (#8)

Just when you said it couldn't get any better I thought
you were going to say he was a worker.